How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's up? The sky.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Joe Biden

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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