- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Women's rights.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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