Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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