- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

i love huge wieners.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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