Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Video Games

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Alex Eggbert

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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