- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's 9+10=? 19

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