Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Woman's rights.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Knock knock Come In.......

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Enchilada

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Knock Knock Come in

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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