What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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