Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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I have no ideas.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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