- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

K

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Canida

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

what is big and white? the moon

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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