Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

69, hahaha

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

ballsack

Looks through the peephole.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

God is real

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

You smell bad? Cool.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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