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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Knock knock What

Do you need any assistance?

Why? Because!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Anti jokes.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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