- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

knock knock

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

That's Racist

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Du bist mein Kampf

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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