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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Woman's rights

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Chicken

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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