What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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penis

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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The horse said "nay."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Flab

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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