Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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democracy

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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