- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

The WNBA.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Men's rights.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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