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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

George Bush does not care about black people.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans