what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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