Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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