What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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minecraft

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats9+10 19

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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