What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

People Eating Tasty Animals

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Chuck Norris.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Blarg

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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