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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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