SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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who eats pencils asians

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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knock knock Come in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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