What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Microsoft Windows

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Hellen Keller

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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