Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Woman's Rights.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Benevolent villain.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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