whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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AVI IS A FAG

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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666 im christian

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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