- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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