My mom's dead

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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