Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Vagina-Boob

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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