Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Mexicans working in an office

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

NEVER

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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