Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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whats gay ? you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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