- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Someone told me about this website.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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