How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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