What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Time flies like a banana.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Tennesse

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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dog

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Poop

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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