bangers and mash?

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Thats what she said

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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