- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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