whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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wenis

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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what are three short words? i a am

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Women's rights

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