A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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