What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Chikin nuggets

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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