Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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