The economy.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Womens rights

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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