- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your eye color is very unique.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

In Soviet Russia its very cold

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

You're on fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

2+2= 478

Your mother is so fat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Knock Knock! Come in.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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