- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat...

Gale swallows.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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