Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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