Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Chikin nuggets

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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