- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

your face is kinda funny

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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