Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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