Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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your life

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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