Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why was the boy sad? because.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

your no better than a cockroach

Okay.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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